Cindy Crawford and The Squeaky Apples

by Jessica Ball

Once upon a time there lived an old lady (who everyone knew as the Mrs. Can't Sing For Nuts) but the old women thought she had a beautiful voice. So the old women questioned her magical microphone, which although looked like it came from the scrap heap was quite magical.

Magic Microphone in my hand I'm truly the best singer in the world. She staired at the microphone. Aren't I? You are quite wrong, for Cindy Crawford (formally known as Cinderella) is the best singer in the world. The Old Women stayed up all night playing to put an end to Cindy Crawford's career for good. Cindy was writing a song about a lonely old dog when she heard a knock at the door.

Do come in She called from her room I'll be there in a minute. She hurried to the door and was quite surprised to see an old women selling apples at the door.

I think you've got the wrong house, Snow White lives next door. Oh these aren't poison apples. These are candy apples. Do have one child Replied the old women. The women was quite right in saying they weren't poison the apple were injected with a special chemical which makes your voice squeaky.

That night the women addressed her microphone again.

Microphone in my hand am I now the best singer in the world. No your not. Goldilocks is and I suggest you get a new microphone your voice is giving me a headache. She never sang again after hearing that so Goldilock's career still exists today.

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